If the short hilarious jokes or the abstract painting is really, really good, it doesn't take more than a few well-placed, sharp lines to make the work complete.

Here are is good collection of quick, really funny jokes: - Trying to write with a broken pencil is pointless.

He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop-it read... The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. " A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's death.

It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks? It also inquires whether she should be buried or burnt. Burn the body and bury the ashes." A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

Sure enough, when she opened the door, she found her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead.

Overcome with grief, she put the gun to the side of her head.

First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry.

- Playboy magazines and dirty underwear are nowhere to be seen in his apartment - they disappeared just before you came over to visit.

- He no longer references his ex-girlfriend in your conversations.

"Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams.