Favorite Activities: Planning your future life together. He’s needy, a fussy eater and probably has a peanut allergy to boot. If you really want to date one: Start wearing dungarees, now.

If you really want to date one: Prepare to become mom. ORGANIC GERMAN MALE My, my, this German male is a healthy guy.

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He may have an ability to speak boarding school English with a fake Eton accent.

While many German men are often six feet tall and blond, Aristos are always six feet tall and blond.

If you really want to go out with one: Lose weight and get used to Saturday nights drinking orange juice. Has a facial expression not dissimilar to a spaniel that has been beaten up one too many times.

NEEDY GERMAN MALE: Usually in his mid-to-late twenties, the needy German male has generally just been dumped by his first girlfriend with whom he had been together since he hit puberty. Then he realizes the solution: He needs a replacement girlfriend. Habitat: Needy German male is probably still studying and light years away from getting a proper job (Germans can stretch their university degree courses over a decade).

Should he be into bicycles, note the full-body, neon cycling uniform he dons whenever going out for a spin. The Catch: German Health Spa “holidays” involve getting up early, drinking vile-tasting water and doing aqua aerobics.

You will also have to give up chips, full-fat dairy products and red meat for as long as you go out with Sporty German Male.Our advice: Be careful out there -- there is always a catch.ARISTO GERMAN MALE Daddy was the Kaiser’s favorite nephew. It’s just a shame Germany got rid of their royals in 1918.You’re likely therefore, to catch a glimpse of him and his geeky Internet-addicted mates at higher education establishments, grubby clubs and student canteens.Their apartments tend to be chock full of books and CDs with a bicycle propped against the wall next to the couch.Habitat: Weekend hunting parties hosted by random Barons; posh Berlin hotels that serve “Five-O-Clock Tea”, Vienna’s Opera Ball, Wimbledon, Ascot, Martha’s Vineyard etc. Reminiscing about his time at English boarding school.