Brooke: "Some very weird stuff went down in those seemingly glamorous fitting rooms. Couples attempting to have sex on the velour benches.

We're talking girls conducting lingerie photo shoots. There's no way that would happen at The Gap -- Victoria's Secret's innate sex appeal makes people extra frisky.

I remember one mom was shopping for Pink sweats to surprise her daughter because she had just gotten into college -- coincidentally, the school I went to. Connect with us and keep our jobs interesting -- putting sensors on bras all day gets mind-numbing!

It was awkward and pissed a lot of shoppers off -- I can't say I blame them. " Brooke: "A lot of foreigners would agree to open Angel Cards after we sold them on all the coupons they'd subsequently get in the mail.

Many of them didn't speak English and I'd wonder if they knew what they were signing up for.

It wasn't Julie: "Our managers would hover over us to make sure we asked every single person who entered our store, 'Are you shopping with your Angel Card today?

' And if the client said 'no,' we had to push it three more times.

Not paying your bill on time can destroy your credit and it felt morally wrong to mislead people just to get our store numbers up." Brooke: "Contrary to popular belief, we aren't personal shoppers.

But so many clients expected to be hand-held by the same associate as they perused six rooms' worth of lingerie.

Associates didn't make commission, but I would make a game out of it because big sales meant Starbucks gift cards from my manager." Brooke: "Horny teenage boys loved to come in and bother us -- they'd pose for photos groping the half-naked plastic mannequins and try to steal their wings.

One time, a 14-year-old boy who could barely see over the cash wrap informed me he wanted to buy lingerie for his 'future wife' because I looked just like her.

Such experiences left me with a vehement fear of being touched by strangers." Julie: "It was unbelievable how much expensive merchandise was just carelessly left in piles on the fitting-room floors.

The closing shift associate zoned there had to put every last lacy corset back on a hanger and would often have to work late.

' or 'That style thong comes in five colors -- why not treat her to all of them?