When you can build presence, women won’t remember you as that short man at the party.

See these ultra-small diminutive midget queens wrestle with trouser snakes literally bigger than their fucking limbs, then watch in disbelief as these tiny angels wet up a prick and make it disappear in their mini muffs.

Don't "short" yourself out of this midget extravaganza!

But my height has only been as much of a problem as I’d let it be.

Over the years, I’ve dated and slept with women of all heights, ranging from 5’1″ to six-foot tall amazons.

If you’re not 6 feet tall or taller, then you may as well just resign yourself to a sexless life of Napoleon jokes.

Of course, short is relative; what we consider “average” height varies depending on geographic locale and someone who’s 5’6″ would consider someone who’s 5’9″ (the average for American men) to be lucky.

OK, before you click the back button in disgust, hear me out. We inevitably find our focus divided among the million little things that occupy our attention.

But when we feel like someone is giving us their listening instead of waiting for your turn to talk – is absurdly powerful.

That’s Just remember: Cultivating an air of ease and self-assurance is not only attractive in and of itself, but it leads into my next tip: It’s not how tall you are; it’s how tall people feel you are.